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Monday, 20 September 2010

30: BOOM BOOM BOOM (I want you in my room)

This Episode involves a short excerpt from our unpublished BBC 4 Documentary on the History of Jazz. You can attempt to enjoy our new direction...



The whole thing was a bit of a disaster and half of it is missing. You might as well watch This instead.

Track Listings (write ups by Matt Setback)

'Straight No Chaser' by Thelonious Monk
Hear exciting and possibly libellous facts about Mr T Monk!

'Prisencoli Nensianciusol' by Adriano Celentano  
Wow, we spelt this guy's name so wrong. Like, so wrong. Have you seen Blackadder's Christmas Carol? At one point Baldrick writes 'Christmas' and gets every letter wrong. That's pretty much how wrong we were. Also, his name is in black. I can't figure out to how change it. Um. (Dann: I have changed it)


'Song of a Gun' by Nirvana
Irrefutable proof that more than two chords is just wasteful!

 
'Ruthy Lingle' by 16 Horse Power
Varmit/Varmint HUMBOLT SQUID! Humbolt Squid
Mmmm. Links...  Dann's far better at understanding these links than me. You should check out that Alex Riley stuff though, he's pretty good. Like Mark Thomas crossed with Louie Theroux. Though I am possibly overselling it now. (Dann: I have added a link...)

'Hey Johnny Park' by Foo Fighters
Remember when Foo Fighters were good? It was so long ago now. I'm sure they were, I'm sure of it. I just... can't remember that far back. Sigh. Yeah, no humour from me, just elitist bitching. That's how I roll.


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The second half of this episode was somehow lost... We are working on getting it back. 
Give me some time.

Missing songs include...

DANN'S SIXTH FORM SONG!
Girl from Mars, by Ash
Ah, you'll have heard it before anyway. If not, go Spotify up some Ash, you young whippersnapper.


'Nighty Night' by Jenny Owen Young
I think this was good. Shame it's been lost in the bowels of some unsayable media giant's cavernous computer systems. (Dann: I'm actually going to put a link to something else here... something I wanted to play but couldn't for obvious, 'I didn't have the clean version' reasons.)

and another one from Matt I guess.
I guess. Cheers.

AND THAT'S IT!





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