THE LOS CONIOS SHOW

You can hear this block rocking jump humping tub thumping humdinger of a sexepisode
Here
I warn you that we are uploading the unedited version... which is full of bad words.


In an experimental new format we have welcomed a band into the studio. We have Gary the Guitarist (The Black Mask) and Owen the Drummer (The Green Mask) from the band:  Los Conios possibly the most underrated and underestimated band in Bristol right now. As you will hear pretty early on, Los Conios have a sound so meaty they could open a butchers, they thrash harder than a great white on a two pound line and I can personal attest to the fact that they have amazing personal hi-gene and fierce grooming habits.

but let's crack on with the awesome...
Track Listings!

'Split' by Los Conios
This is a song about a split personality. It seems to be sung from the perspective of a man attempting to explain this predicament to his girlfriend. One of the things we like about Los Conios is their stagecraft, with a minimum of needless chatter they play out hard, in sharp suits with coloured masks covering their faces.  Like super heroes.

'Negative Creep' by Nirvana
Los Conios chose all the music this week, this one is a live track by Nirvana. Nirvana are a little known rock outfit from Seattle. Their largest claim to fame being that they once opened for the Brotherhood of Man before achieving some moderate success for themselves in the 1990's.

'Deadfall' by Snot
Before this track comes on... marvel as I ramble madly about climbing while Matt wrestles with the CD player. Obviously Matt's gonna like this track more than I do. To me it sounds like Taz from 'Taz-mania', having a Hypo. I don't want to be too mean to the singer... I don't want to talk ill of the dead. Please drive carefully people.

'Ulcer Breakout' By The Butthole Surfers
Butthole surfing is kind of like Train Surfing, or couch-surfing. It also describes a particular fetishistic usage of an internet connection.  Wait... stop... I just had a moment of inspiration for a Butthole Surfers video... A community of inbred rabit breeders fall foul to the evil plans of a mad scientist. By the time the video ends there's a whole bunch of  half-man/lady half-rabbit hybrids all going hammer and tongs in what looks like Teletubby land.

'Beyond Repair' by The Termites (now Zammo)
I going to go ahead and assume that The Termites changed their name because there is another more famous band called The Termites that have been going for 20 years and hail from Dayton USA... and also a less famous 5 piece phychobilly outfit from Scottland (The Termites). Perhaps most disturbingly 'Busted' were originally called 'The Termites' Friggin Termites Are Everywhere!!!! Long live Zammo.


'Celebrate Your Mother' The 80's Matchbox Beeline Disaster
It seems to me that this song is about smoothing over the cracks in a new step family, through the medium of music, and probably dance. More things should be done through dance. There was that song they used to make us sing at school "I am the lord of the dance said he" I always thought that was about MC Hammer.


'Devils Drop' by Los Conios
International Los Conios! knocking the doors off the studio with Devils drop. They Thank Matt Sampson, their producer... but before they can thank everyone else on the friggen planet we cut them off and start talking about tall glasses of water or something. It might have got lost in the editing. Thank you Los Conios.

Sonic Boom Six Vs. Public Enemy.
Mash Up! and I'm not talking about a potato party or even a Comedy Korean War reunion. We are talking about one song dry humping another on the dusty streets of a two horse town just a few short miles from Vegas. I like to picture Chuck D, focusing on those distant lights and pretending it's happening to someone else.

Goodnight.