17: Proto PhychoBilly United.

Welcome once again to the most Erotic Show... Not on Television, brought to you by, Eric, Roger/Rupert, Olivia, Timmy (the Dog), Ian and Carl.

You can listen to this episode... HERE 

but before we get into all of this, I got something I wanna say ya'll,

last week I was on this crazy tip about how the GLC should do Newport State of Mind... sadly someone apears to have beaten them to it.  Also I guess this was always going to happen too. Word to the mother.


here are the

Track Listings

'Find the Cat' by Grand Buffet
The grand buffet  is at the top of the tech tree in 'Gordon Ramsey: Total War'   It enables you to produce volovants that fire by rank, have a slightly longer range than everything else and are adept at hiding in trees.



'Looser' By Beck 
According to Wikipedia "Beck was born in Los Angeles, California, to David Campbell, a Canadian musician, and Bibbe Hansen." Beck has three parents. Why they have chosen not to name the Canadian Musician is anyone's guess. I can only assume that it is Kd Lang, Brian Adams or Céline Dion.


'I bombed Korea Every Night' By Cake
The Jaded Freaks of the internet will be surprised to learn that "Bombing Korea" isn't a euphamism for anything. (some Oriental graffitti artists are shaking their fists at me right now....) This is a song that deals with the complex emotional fall out from falling orders that will lead to the deaths of an unknown amount of civilian targets. It's a good song.


'Ultimate Devotion' By Strung Out
Utlimate Devotion devotion until death. That doesn't sound like the basis for a healthy relationship. But then that's not really what this song is about. This is about an unhealthy relationship. (For those outside the UK that last link was to the British Boy Band  "Eton" they're getting on a bit now, but still bangin' out the hits.)

'The Alternate Biker' by the Ten Kens
I don't really know what this song is about, but it might have something to do with this

Die Eire Von Satan by Tool
The Eggs of Satan - Half a cup of powdered sugar One quarter teaspoo salt One knifetip Turkish hash Half a pound butter One teaspoon vanilla-sugar Half a pound flour 150 g ground nuts A little extra powdered sugar ... and no eggs Place in a bowl Add butter Add the ground nuts and Knead the dough Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough Roll in the powdered sugar and say the Magic Words: "Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim" Place on a greased baking pan and Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes ...AND NO EGGS Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes ...and no eggs.
And Matt thought it was a recipe for eggs.

'The Boy With The Arab Strap' by Belle And Sebastian 
Arab Strap? Aparently not. Well then Belle and Sebastian are alot dirtier than I thought they were. I mean what exactly passes for children's television in France!  What??!!! Sebastian is a dog? I'm not sure if this makes things better or worse.


'Two Timing Touch and Broken Bones' by the Hives
What could be better than a Swedish rock band. Perhaps a Dutch rock band. Or a rock band where all the founder members had represented a different country at the Eurovision Song contest. A truly Euro-Supergroup. Lets Get EURO! European Superstate of mind. You're in the Euro... Currency to rival the dollar, There's nothing we can't do... sing it with me!



'Unite (Demo)' by The Resonance Association
While we talk about this song I mention a gig where I went to see American Nightmare.
 I just want to point out that that it is a true story. Nipple Pinching and all. I think it was at the Full Moon Pub in Bristol In like 1999 and I think they were supported by RKO who are so long dead now that they don't seem to have a web presence but at the time they were local big wigs and serial support acts to the great and the good. Or in the case of American Nightmare... the bad.

'Such Great Heights' Performed by Streetlight Manifesto (Originally by The Postal Service)
 Matt Plays this song in tribute to me. He knows and understands my love of the Postal Service. And to be fair this is a damn good cover. Almost anything (even Aha) can be made good by a Ska Rythum. Wait a minute... maybe it's getting a bit tired by now. (still a good song/cover though)

That's all for now folks.
Play him off Keyboard Cat.