26: The Psychobilly Three-Way Special

The Psychobilly Special!

Featuring the mysterious and alluring Nikki Druce from TV's famous Vanity Scare.
This episode proves that matt literally cannot talk when there are women in the room.  From Vanity "Square"... onwards. It just gets worse. He is very funny on this one though. Much funnier than me. That pains me inside.

Whats really special about this special is that for once we do exactly as we say on the tin and actually play some hillbilly death/un-death music for your eager, sensationalist earholes.

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Track Listings

'Blood Beat' by 'The Meteors'
Picture the Beatles, in Hamburg, in 1922, years ahead of their time... see them take the stage... four pre-foetal entities, intersteller beings formed of pure pop-music energy... one of them clutching a left handed bass guitar. See them set their etherial arms high in the air in preperation to strike down. Take a breath. Prepare yourself . The world is about to change forever. Fingers made of light form the opening chord of 'love love me do' on an intangible fret-board... the future is a split second away.  Just then the ceiling buckles, 1000 tons of nickel/iron asteroid metal comes crashing down and sends you all to hell. The dust settles. An amp crackles with feed back. 'Too soon,' says God... 'Too soon.'

'Zombie Beach' by Zombie Ghost Train
Ever read World War Z? No... Seriously.... I recommend it all the time. At least I do in my personal life. Take my advice... have a break from your chat rooms, web-comics and obscure german space-trading simulators and go read it you lazy, lazy bastard(s). Elsewhere in my personal life...  I like to wait till there is no one home and then run around the flat doing car noises.

This track description was mostly aimed at Matt.

'Horny in a Hearse' by the Necromantixs
The Nekromantix were formed in 1989 in Copenhagen by Kim Nekroman after he left the Danish Navy, in which he had been a submarine radio operator. Having recently seen 'Das Boot', I feel that the two of us are kindred spirits. I both know and feel his pain. Like some kind of freaky psychic twin.

'Crawl Straight Home' by The Horror Pops 
On second thoughts if you could see your way to crawling via a Tesco Metro and picking me up a Cornetto and a couple of bags of pork scratchings that would be great....  You're a legend... Cheers.

'The Hunger' by The Distillers
Dann blatantly read this track title and subconciously started thinking about food, hence the above ramble. He's so easy to manipulate. I've planted triggers, so if I say certain words, he will do things like go a get a hair cut identical to Stewart Lee circa 1995. if you don't know who Stewart Lee is, you need to do some youtube exploring pronto.

'Transformation Fascination' by Vanity Scare 
Seriously, Vanity Square rolls of the tongue a lot more easily. Try it.

'War of the Worlds' by Jeff Wayne 
You've all seen War Of The Worlds. You already know all the radio broadcast trivia. But do you know what happens when you put a brick in a washing machine? This happens.
If you don't want to try this yourself you're lying, basically.

See y'all of all next week!