18 Not The Erotic Clayton Toast Blizzard show!

You want to know where we've been for the last month? Well Matt's been fine... but it's my birthday coming up. I'm about to turn thirty one. For the last month I have been curled up in a ball weeping at the horrific speed at which my life is passing and staring into the half-empty cardboard box of trinkets and photographs that I have amassed in that time. I have done nothing worthwhile with my life... except perhaps this... a few weeks back me and a friend Interviewed Clayton Blizard.

This Life Affirming Clayton Blizzard Special Can be heard HERE  wait no, oh crap...

I seem to have misplaced the the one thing I'd done right in my life.  This is the Covers Special...  Like god said to me in a dream last night, 'you'll just have to make do with mediocrity.'

Track Listings for The Awesome Covers Special...
In the hope of being more regular I'm going to do less descriptive work on these from now on... Unless I get a bunch of emails telling me to do otherwise.
DannandMatt@bcfm.org.uk

'We are the World' by Richard Cheese (Originally by 'The World')
Richard pokes fun at well meaning celebs in his own inimitable style.




'Wuthering Heights' by China Drum (Originally by Kate Bush)
My old English teacher said that Wuthering Heights was a book about love and sex written by an eighteen year-old virgin. I think he was trying to inspire us.


'Life on Mars' by Seu Jorge (Originally by David Bowie)
At the risk of being laughed at by future generations I'm going to go ahead and stick my neck out as say that there isn't any life on Mars. I do however love the idea of life existing on Europa ice covered moon of Jupiter which may have a ocean beneath the ice that is 200 miles deep. Think about it.


'Buddy Holly' By Biffy Clyro (Originally by Weezer)
HERE is a link for the Moog Cookbook version

'My Boyfriends Back' Me first and the Gimmie Gimmies (Origianlly by The Angels)
This song was written by Feldman, Goldstein and Gottehrer.

'Misery Business' by Paramore and also by Sea of Treachery (Originally By Paramore)
The name Paramore is just the last name of the bassist in the band.  Not as I first suspected a word meaning Warrior Priest. It's funny that Matts definition has some kind of weird sexual undertones... I worry about him I really do.


'Karma Police' Easy Start All Stars (Originally by Radiohead)
Who do I make a complaint to if I feel I have been a victim of Karma Police Brutality?

Some of.... 'Take me out' by Biffy Clyro (Originally by Franz Ferdinand)

then
None of... 'Easy' by Faith No More (Originally by Lional Richie)
and finally
'Common People' by William Shatner (Originally by Pulp)
I really don't know what happened there. But it happened. I hope we can all just get on with our lives.

Goodnight.